JULY 2019

It's July, but I'm working hard on my new Dance Theater show ONE WOMAN RAINBOW in November!  SAVE THE DATE NOVEMBER 10, 2019 at Joe's Pub Interspersed with my Burlesque performances in the next 5 months I will also be doing some excerpts from One Woman Rainbow, so make sure you follow me to find out when that is happening (like this weekend!) ANOTHER SAVE THE DATE IS FRIDAY AUGUST 30TH! THE SCHLEP SISTERS are celebrating 15 YEARS OF BURLESQUE at Coney Island USA with LABOR OF LOVE: THE SCHLEP SISTERS 15 YEAR BURLESQUE ANNIVERSARY PARTY! GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY! Advance tickets at: https://coney-island-usa.myshopify.com/products/labor-of-love-the-schlep-sisters-15-year-burlesque-anniversary-party

As you can see, I'm BACK IN TOWN with some SUPER FUN SHOWS for YOU to see in NYC!! ICELAND and LONDON were AMAZING! PRIDE WEEKEND was AMAZING! Met new friends and did some incredible shows! There are a ton of photos on Instagram and Facebook check out my website www.darlindajustdarlinda.com for LINKS to photos and stories from my travels!

JULY 2019

THURSDAY, July 11

You are cordially invited to The Sinners Kit Kat Cabare: A night of Drag, Dance, Skin, and SIN!

FEATURING: -Angelica Sundae -Darlinda Just Darlinda -Delysia La Chatte -Jack Barrow -Lemon Chiffon -Sarah Birdgirl (Australia) -Lee Valone more!!!

Door girl: Max.000.000

FRIDAY July 12 and SATURDAY July 13

House of Yes and Eric Schmalenberger present Blunderland Variety Show TIX: bit.ly/2Z37WU6

A delectable evening of variety with all the whimsical, surreal, and psychedelic you can handle, served HOT and ready to dazzle you!

Leave all expectations at the door and come be titillated. Drawing from the finest burlesque, circus, cabaret, and queer scenes, BLUNDERLAND is a trip down a rabbit hole of scintillating surprises you won't soon forget. This show is hand picked, juicy, and super fresh for your viewing pleasure. This is not a show for the meek and we serve nothing mild on this stage. Please come prepared for anything!

With the Talents of: Gigi Bonbon Birdgirl Fibi Eyewalker Little Brooklyn Lucy Licious Olivia Porter Vic Sin Darlinda Just Darlinda Fou York WITCH CAMP (Amber Martin and Nath Ann Carrera) and MORE!!!!

With your host, Eric Schmalenberger!

Come explore the necessity of whimsy with a show that is all finale no filler!!! Blunderland!! Let us entertain you!!!

Doors at 6:30pm | Show at 7:30pm Seating is not guaranteed after 7:30pm

Treat yourself! To book a champagne table experience, please reach out to Maggie at Reservations@houseofyes.org. Flyer photography by Brendan Burke and design by Hannah Mac

FRIDAY July 12 and SATURDAY July 13

I'M YOUR FEMME CEE AT CLUB CUMMING TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW! Friday July 12: FEMME PARTY! Saturday July 13: HAUS OF CUMMING! 10pm-4am 505 E 6th St, New York, NY 10009

FRIDAY July 19 and SATURDAY July 20

Eric Schmalenberger and House of Yes present EXTRA: A Burlesque Revue TICKETS: http://bit.ly/2wW9vaw

We are gonna give you the most and probably a little more because we like you so much. We don't know if you are ready for all this amazing but you will be happy to know that when we are good we are very good, and when we are bad we are better, and we are about to get EXTRA EXTRA BAD. After all you only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

So put on your seat belts and hold on tight, we speak 18 languages and don't know how to say "NO" in any of them!! This is The House of Yes after all, and we specialize in being too MUCH!!! There is never any excuse to be bored when shows like this are available!!!! Come and see EXTRA, we wanna exercise your imagination!!!!

With performances by Darlinda Just Darlinda MaineAttraction Fancy Feast Emily Shephard Corvette LeFace Velocity Chyaldd Tansy Tan Dora Elektra Cute with very special guests from the international hit BREIFS: Louis Biggs and Fez Faanana

hosted by Eric Schmalenberger

Doors at 6:30pm | Show at 7:30pm Seating is not guaranteed after 7:30pm

Treat yourself! To book a champagne table experience, please reach out to Maggie at Reservations@houseofyes.org.

Flyer design by Hannah Mac.

"The Body is meant to be seen, NOT COVERED UP" Marilyn Monroe

THURSDAY, July 25

Gays Against Guns NY is an inclusive direct action group of LGBTQ people and their allies committed to nonviolently breaking the gun industry's chain of death—investors, manufacturers, the NRA and politicians who block safer gun laws. We are New York-based but work with GAG chapters in other cities to ensure safety for all individuals, particularly vulnerable communities such as people of color, women, people who struggle with mental health issues, LGBTQ people and religious minorities. GAG condemns white supremacy, all instances of excessive force by police, and police militarization. Art is Activism. So we will use comedy, parody, music, dance and film to raise money for the fight for sensible gun laws and to end to gun violence in this country.

$40 gets you burlesque, rocknroll, R&B, and drag to gag for!! Emcee: MARTI G CUMMINGS Performers: MAX AND NICKY
 DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
 AARON PAUL
 ANNA COPA CABANNA 
ROX REPUBLIC
 ROYCE PETERSON JIM BROSSEAU AND VALTON JACKSON SING OUT LOUISE! 

Venue Information: The Slipper Room 167 Orchard St New York, NY, 10002 http://slipperroom.com

FULL LIST of JULY SHOWS!

THURSDAY 7/11: SINNERS KIT KAT CABARET, 10pm at The Vault, BROOKLYN FRIDAY 7/12: BLUNDERLAND 7pm at House of Yes, BROOKLYN FRIDAY 7/12: FEMME PARTY 10pm at Club Cumming, NYC SATURDAY 7/13: BLUNDERLAND 7pm at House of Yes, BROOKLYN SATURDAY 7/13: HAUS OF CUMMING 10pm at Club Cumming, NYC FRIDAY 7/19: EXTRA BURLESQUE 7pm at House of Yes, BROOKLYN FRIDAY 7/19: DEVOURING AFTER PARTY 11pm at Paradise Club, NYC SATURDAY 7/20: EXTRA BURLESQUE 7pm at House of Yes, BROOKLYN SATURDAY 7/20: DEVOURING AFTER PARTY 11pm at Paradise Club, NYC THURSDAY 7/25: GAG-AID 8pm at The Slipper Room, NYC