OCTOBER UPDATE! COME SAY GOODBYE!

OCTOBER UPDATE!

On September 29th I celebrated 21 years as a New Yorker and as I'm finding photos and video from the past 21 years, I found this photo above, this was the fourth of July 2004 at a Rubulad Party. I created this act where I started out pregnant and it took place in a world where Bush was elected for a 3rd term and abortion was illegal and it ended in me singing the star spangled banner (I think!?) Anyway we're in a really similar reality and instead of Bush we have someone whose name I don't even want to mention, and he's heavily involved with Project 2025 which would dismantle any rights we already have, and frankly make me and many of my loved ones illegal. I know this countries system is broken, I don't think we can fix them in the next few weeks, so encourage you to vote blue all the way down the ballot!

Now! ONTO THE FUN STUFF! Yes, I'm going away for three months, for a tour! We are subletting our apartment November 1-January 31, if you know anyone looking for an apartment during that timeframe, you know where to find me!

And in the meantime there is some really fun stuff happening this month!

THIS Saturday October 5, THE 22nd ANNUAL NEW YORK BURLESQUE FESTIVAL at Sony Hall! I'm performing a solo and a duo with The Schlep Sisters. Tuesday October 22 is DAPHNE ALWAYS AND HER BRILLIANT FRIENDS at Club Cumming! Lastly Sunday October 27th it's my NEW ONE WOMAN SHOW Not Naked: The Darlinda Just Darlinda Story and a Going Away Party with DJ Machine Dazzle at the Parkside Lounge! All the details below!

SATURDAY OCTOBER 5,2024 Thirsty Girl Productions Presents THE 22nd ANNUAL NEW YORK BURLESQUE FESTIVAL7pm at Sony Hall 235 W 46th St, New York, NY 10036

Tuesday October 22, 2024

 DAPHNE ALWAYS AND HER BRILLIANT FRIENDS 

9pm at Club Cumming 505 E 6th St, New York, NY 10009

SUNDAY OCTOBER 27, 2024 NOT N@KED THE DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA STORY! (https://events.humanitix.com/not-naked-darlinda-just-darling) AND GOING AWAY PARTY WITH DJ MACHINE DAZZLE 7pm-LATE AT THE PARKSIDE LOUNGE 317 E Houston St, NYC!

SAVE THE DATE! NOT N@KED and a GOING AWAY PARTY! OCTOBER 27TH

SEPTEMBER UPDATE!

Since I've only got TWO MORE MONTHS left in NYC before I leave, I'm jamming them FULL of goodness! Thanks for your patience with TWO updates in less than a week, this will be the last until OCTOBER and in the meantime you can ALWAYS CHECK OUT my website www.darlindajustdarlinda.com and click on "upcoming shows" and if you want real time updated art process check out my patreon www.patreon.com/DarlindaJustDarlinda

As promised, I'm announcing my SUPERSTAR DJ for the NOT NAKED after party, Performer, Singer, Visual Artist, Costume Designer, Writer, and EMMY AWARD WINNER MACHINE DAZZLE is now adding DJ to his repertoire! SO, SAVE THE DATE for NOT NAKED at THE PARKSIDE LOUNGE (317 E Houston St, New York, NY 10002) 

In the meantime, here are some

SEPTEMBER HIGHLIGHTS!

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 5, 2024

TOP OFF for the CHOP OFF:

a top surgery fundraiser for Nyx Nocturne

C'mon Everybody

 325 Franklin Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11238

https://dice.fm/event/eok2kw-top-off-for-the-chop-off-a-top-surgery-fundraiser-for-nyx-nocturne-5th-sep-cmon-everybody-new-york-tickets

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 19, 2024

BEHIND BURLESQUE

The Practice Beneath the Fabric

6:30pm - 8:30pm at the Materials for the Arts warehouse

Join Materials for the Arts for its latest Third Thursday programming featuring…  A burlesque workshop led by Darlinda Just Darlinda! At “Behind Burlesque: The Practice Beneath the Fabric,” attendees can expect a demonstration of burlesque basics using MFTA fabric that will then be practiced by Third Thursday participants. We encourage those who attend to arrive in comfortable attire that allows for free movement and dancing. This event will take place Thursday, September 19, from 6:30 — 8:30pm at the Materials for the Arts warehouse.

33-00 Northern Blvd, 3rd Floor New York, NY 11101

RSVP HERE:

https://www.materialsforthearts.org/event/behind-burlesque-the-practice-beneath-the-fabric-with-darlinda-just-darlinda/

SUNDAY OCTOBER 27, 2024

NOT N@KED

THE DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA STORY!

AND GOING AWAY PARTY WITH DJ

MACHINE DAZZLE

AT THE PARKSIDE LOUNGE!

7pm-LAT

SAVE THE DATE!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 27, 2024

NOT N@KED

THE DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA STORY!

AT THE PARKSIDE LOUNGE!

7pm

Greetings friends! As Summer winds down I am reminded of moving to NYC 20 years and 11 months ago! It was my first official Fall, with leaves falling and confusing hot days! Then TWENTY SEASONS of making art, creating community and gathering STORIES to tell you! 

Here's how it will go, 7pm doors, 7:30pm show and then 8:30pm will be a dance/ GOING AWAY PARTY! Yes, you heard that RIGHT! I'm going on a 3 month European Tour November, December and January! So come see a show, say goodbye, and dance to a soon to be announced superstar DJ!!

You'll be the FIRST TO KNOW about our SuperStar DJ! Well, that's not true, you'll be the SECOND to know, I still have a PATREON (https://www.patreon.com/DarlindaJustDarlinda)  where I give my updates there FIRST, and you can see fun updates of what I'm working on!

In the meantime, TICKETS FOR NOT N@KED are on sale HERE-> https://events.humanitix.com/not-naked-darlinda-just-darling

JULY! 20th ANNIVERSARY AND MORE!

Photo by Johnel Clemente

There's a lot of FUN happening this month! Mostly it's seaside shows, which is how I like to spend my summer!! Stay tuned here for more information on my (yet to be named) One Woman Show upcoming at the end of October! 

THE BIG TO-DO is that THE SCHLEP SISTERS ARE CELEBRATING 20 YEARS of being New York's Juciest Jewesses at CONEY ISLAND USA!! We've got a SUPERB CAST, guest stars from our Dangerous Curves Ahead touring days, GiGi LaFemme and Anita Cookie! Our long time collaborator Jonny Porkpie! Our Schlep Cousin Little Brooklyn! And our favorite hostess with the mostess/ our shobiz sister/rabbi Fancy Feast!

TICKETS HERE-> https://www.coneyisland.com/event/batb072024

THIS WEEKEND! I'm heading to Cape Cod for Pepper Grinds

Burlesque Brunch at Liam's 

SUNDAY July 14, 2024 11am-2:30pm Liam Maguire's Irish Pub, 273 Main Street, Falmouth, MA, 02540

TICKETS HERE-> https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pepper-grinds-burlesque-brunch-at-liams-tickets-922094137387

NEXT WEEK! Minnie Tonka and I are celebrating 20 years of The Schlep Sisters and we're having a BIG SHOW The Schlep Sisters 20th Anniversary Show!

Saturday July 20, 2024  9pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf AvenueBrooklyn, NY, 11224

TICKETS -> https://www.coneyisland.com/event/batb072024

Join us as we celebrate New York’s Juiciest Jewesses, The Schlep Sisters, 20 Years of Burlesque Sisterhood! The Schlep Sisters, Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda, are long lost sisters who found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville on the Lower East Side, and in 2004 they hit the stage at the legendary House of Collection in Williamsburg, Brooklyn for their first performance. The Schlep Sisters have toured internationally with their troupe Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go as well as gracing stages together across Australia, Germany, Canada and Finland. They have produced countless productions celebrating their schleppy love and Jewish culture, such as The Annual Menorah Horah Hanukkah Burlesque Show, The Burning Bush vs The Second Coming as well as many shows at Coney Island USA Burlesque at The Beach. The Schlep Sisters have dazzled audiences regularly at The Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekender in Las Vegas and at The New York Burlesque Festival. They were featured in the 2017 Documentary “Getting Naked: A Burlesque Story.”This 20th Anniversary burlesque blowout features The Schlep Sisters most popular burlesque acts over the span of two decades and they have invited their longtime fun-loving burlesque family members to bring the house down! The evening includes performances by the world-class Schlep Sisters – Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda – and premier burlesque stars Little Brooklyn, Jonny Porkpie, Anita Cookie, Hard Corey, GiGi La Femme, with Host Fancy Feast!

The NEXT DAY I'm heading to FIRE ISLAND for Stormy Leather's

Sunset Strip

Sunday July 21, 2024 8:00 pm The Ice Palace- 1 Main Walk, Cherry Grove, Fire Island

TICKETS AT THE DOOR INFO HERE -> https://icepalace.club/event/sunset-strip-july-21/